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Post by FreeOhio on Jan 10, 2005 22:58:03 GMT -5
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Post by TimIV on Jan 10, 2005 23:01:01 GMT -5
I read that Red Faction II review, and then my brain exploded.
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Later, secret-underground ninja scientists took my body and placed the brains of 5 GORILLAS in my skull.
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Post by FreeOhio on Jan 10, 2005 23:02:33 GMT -5
The weird thing is, I wrote that review with absolutely no previous knowledge of the game whatsover besides the fact that it was a First Person Shooter. And, really, in the grand scheme of things, I wasn't too off.
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Lizstar
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Post by Lizstar on Jan 10, 2005 23:26:33 GMT -5
*pats FreeOhio on the head* See, apologizing is a good thing. It makes you feel much better, doesn't it?
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Post by FreeOhio on Jan 10, 2005 23:28:40 GMT -5
Now the healing may begin.
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Post by Lizstar on Jan 10, 2005 23:30:09 GMT -5
Now that you've started this process, is there anything else you need to get off your chest?
Don't worry, we won't judge you. At least, we'll try not to.
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Post by TimIV on Jan 10, 2005 23:34:31 GMT -5
Speak for yourself, woman. I've got a team of russians with sharpie markers and poster board behind me, ready to mark him on his every word.
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Lizstar
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Post by Lizstar on Jan 10, 2005 23:35:40 GMT -5
Hush! He's not going to talk at all if you tell him that! You've got to make him feel comfy and safe in order to get him to talk!!
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Post by FreeOhio on Jan 10, 2005 23:38:24 GMT -5
Uh . . . boobs . . . I mean - d**n!!
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Post by TimIV on Jan 10, 2005 23:40:40 GMT -5
See? We're making fine progress.
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Lizstar
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Post by Lizstar on Jan 10, 2005 23:40:50 GMT -5
Uh . . . boobs . . . I mean - d**n!! See what I mean? Now, we've lost him completely!! I don't call that progress at all! |
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Post by TimIV on Jan 10, 2005 23:48:01 GMT -5
That, my female freind, is because you are not a man. You see, "boobs" refers to the basic wants of man, meaning that his mind has been wiped clean, like the Earth after I unlocked eternal mode in Katamari Damacy.
The learning can now begin.
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Lizstar
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Post by Lizstar on Jan 10, 2005 23:53:10 GMT -5
I beg to differ. I may not be a man, but I happen to know this man very well. When FreeOhio says boobs, that doesn't refer to the basic needs of man. That means that he's thinking of my boobs. His mind has not been wiped clean at all. In fact, if he is saying boobs, his mind is no where near clean!
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Post by FreeOhio on Jan 10, 2005 23:54:57 GMT -5
. . . boobs.
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Post by Boone is Fooce on Jan 11, 2005 9:46:17 GMT -5
did Freeohio's brain just get compared to Katamari Damacy? That's wacky.
And i kind of like the Galaga review.
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